Quick, look out your window! You may get a fleeting glimpse of our so-called president waving through the window of a hermetically sealed SUV after testing positive for the novel coronavirus because he just Loves! America! So! Much!
Now, while some might say that Trumpโs complete disregard for medical advice and disdain for any kind of rules was basically asking to be infected with COVID-19, they would be right. This diagnosis was a hard-fought outcome. Itโs nice to see Trump work hard at something for once.
Trumpโs positive COVID-19 test naturally caused some concerns. I mean, itโs a generally a bad thing when the president gets sick. Trump being flown to Walter Reed increased anxieties about his health. As did the bizarre videos he posted from the hospital. But, thankfully, Trump is the King of Stamina and Health and Manliness and heโs got a message for America: COVID-19 ainโt no thang.
I mean, sure, it has killed over 210,000 people in this country alone. But it didnโt kill Trump. That means thereโs nothing to worry about. Nothing to see here. Move along and MAGA.
Apparently those 210,000-plus people, not to mention the thousands more who are suffering with illness and experiencing a myriad of other health complications due to COVID-19, are just suckers and losers.
That means I have great news for you about cancer. I have had it twice and didnโt die either time! This is proof that cancer doesnโt kill anyone. You donโt have to die, folks, unless you donโt have the awesome cancer fighting stamina that I do. And if thatโs the case, well, bummer for you.
Obviously, I am not being serious. And even if I were, I would not deserve to be taken seriously. I should be rightly told to pound sand, as my dad was fond of saying โ my dad who died from cancer.
Before leaving the hospital, Trump Tweeted, โFeeling really good! Donโt be afraid of Covid. Donโt let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!โ
This is a dangerous message. It continues to downplay the seriousness of COVID-19 and directly feeds the myth that COVID-19 is a kind of left-wing conspiracy to bring about the downfall of Donald Trump. That, of course, fuels the โmask warsโ across the country with Trump supporters asserting itโs their right to put themselves, and you, at risk to contract the virus because of freedom.
As for those โgreat drugsโ heโs talking about? Yeah, theyโre not for you. Trump has access to treatments that arenโt available to the peasants. Not to mention the fact that Trumpโs access to world-class care is unencumbered and he doesnโt have to worry about how heโll pay for it. Because weโre paying for it. Taxpayers. A group that Trump has been revealed to not be a part of.
And I havenโt even gotten into how many members of Trumpโs inner circle have now tested positive for COVID-19. The Rose Garden soirรฉe for Amy Coney Bennet, Trumpโs Supreme Court nominee who has her eye on undoing marriage equality and reproductive freedom, was apparently a super-spreader event with folks not wearing masks and not social distancing. Aside from Trump and the first lady, other folks in the Trump orbit recently testing positive or COVID-19 include Hope Hicks, Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, Kellyanne Conway, Republican National Committee head Ronna McDaniel, assistant to the president Nicholas Luna, Campaign Manager Bill Stepien, Chris Christie, and Republican Sens. Mike Lee of Utah, Thom Tillis of North Carolina and Ron Johnson of Wisconsin.
And then, of course, thereโs former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain who attended a June 24 Trump rally without a mask. On July 2 he tested positive for COVID-19, spent the rest of the month claiming he was getting better and then died on July 30.
I am sure all those with the virus, and especially Cainโs family, is taking great solace in Trumpโs bragging that heโs feeling great. What a gift to us as a nation. Sure, we havenโt seen or touched our loved ones since March, but at least Trump feels great.
I used to say that I hoped Trump did, indeed, get COVID-19. My reasoning was that unless he had it himself, he would never care about it. Never bother to take it seriously or put together a national plan to fight it โ there is still NO plan. But I admit now, I was wrong. He still doesnโt give a fuck about anyone but himself. His takeaway from all of this is, โSee? Itโs not that bad.โ He has never once eulogized the dead or acknowledged any responsibility at all. VOTE HIM OUT.
D’Anne Witkowski is a poet, writer and comedian living in Michigan with her wife and son. She has been writing about LGBT politics for over a decade. Follow her on Twitter @MamaDWitkowski.
